情书

This letter I just copy and paste here.
Not mine, but don't know whose.




Dear Wang Little Sister,
亲爱的王小姐，

From see you one eye, I SHIT Love You.
自从看到你的第一眼，我便爱上你了。

Your eyes close, I die; Your eyes open, I come back to live.
你的眼睛闭上，我就死了；你的眼睛打开，我又活回来。

Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
你的眼睛眨阿眨，我就死去活来。

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
也许你不记得我，没有关系。

When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
当你仔细看着我，你就一见钟情。

I think I should introduce myself to you.
我想应该介绍自己。

I call Li Big Great, Toyear 25.
我叫李大伟，今年25。

My home have four mouth people - papa mama I and DD.
我家有四口人 - 爸爸、妈妈、我和弟弟。

I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一个好男人，在一家大公司上班。

I do early F**K every day, so that I have strong body to protect you.
我每天做早操，这样我就有强壮的身体来保护你。

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or i will cut my hair to be a monk, and find a place where many monks live in to over mylife.
请嫁给我吧，否则我将削发为曾，找个庙来了此一生。


Like Your People
喜欢你的人